Friday, April 13, 2007

Comedian Steven Wright on Birds

I love Steven Wright.

"Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers..."

"I can levitate birds, but no one cares."

"Thank God there's gravity because, otherwise, when a bird died it would just stay up there."

1 comment:

Larry said...

I always liked Steven Wright's deadpan humor.-I remember his answer to a policeman who pulled him over for speeding.
officer:"Why were you speeding?"
Steven Wright: "I had my foot on the gas pedal-it sends fuel to the carbuerator-makes the car go faster". -(or something like that.)