Comedian Steven Wright on Birds
I love Steven Wright.
"Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers..."
"I can levitate birds, but no one cares."
"Thank God there's gravity because, otherwise, when a bird died it would just stay up there."
Friday, April 13, 2007
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I always liked Steven Wright's deadpan humor.-I remember his answer to a policeman who pulled him over for speeding.
officer:"Why were you speeding?"
Steven Wright: "I had my foot on the gas pedal-it sends fuel to the carbuerator-makes the car go faster". -(or something like that.)
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